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  November 19th, 2009  

Combat Continues With Zalsia Leading The Front

It has been occuring for more than three centuries now and appears to not have a clear ending in sight. The combat between Zalsia and Russian Indequet, Raz Botanicales, has ensued the early part of this year into what appears to be a never ending black hole. "It is unfortunate that it has to come down to bears versus dogs, or sheep versus rabits, or raccoons versus zebraheads, or lions versus lions. But this is the world we live in and this is how it will be for years to come." says Botanicales. In sheer disbelief of his efforts and troops at hand, the capasian cargo had not made it to Russia. In an attempt by Ruzbar McDevins, a valid reciprical of reduction was made in ruprup deRup Rhinos. As sad as the fighting has been between the two, the nation stays on it's feet with bark and fish. "No one can predict the future, besides me." says Ruzbar, "But the future has me in it. I will conquer the hills again. I will establish my people in ralph deda. And we will never have to try again!"

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